SNL skit on Obama what has he done so far?

Yes, BHO HAS done a lot in 9 months - he signed a stimulus bill with almost 1000 lines of pork in it - such notable country saving things like a "Bridge for Turtles".

Not sure how they intend to force them to use it (there atta be a law!).

And whydo we need it? Are they Ninja Terrorist Turtles?

What happened to the promise "not one single line of pork in ANY bill will be signed into law" ?

But he has done a TON of things!

He bowed to a Saudi king, insulted GB, ticked off France and Germany, scared China from buying our debt with his economic policies, more than doubled the tax on cigarettes (that mostly poor people use), sucked up to Chavez, and other mass murdering dictators, has had more TV appearances than he has had days in office, TRIPLED the deficit he 'inherited' (as if Bush's record wasnt shameful enough), he brought tax cheats, and admitted marxists/s­ocialists/­communists into the White House to run PRIVATE corporations, ignored his General in Afghan for about 2 months, flew not one, but TWO jets to Copenhagen at tax payer expesne, to get Olympics in Chicago (which would cost millions to taxpayers – Thank God he failed!), Ditched the Dalai Lama in favor of Juntao .............. I could go on and on.

But yes - he has been one busssssssy busy man.

Wonder if he has seen his office yet? I have heard it is quite nice - he should check it out!

Libs, penthouse forum, and porn

OK, it is late night, and I am thinking, and this MAY be a stretch, but bear with me!

Guys know about Penthouse Forum letters. An average guy, doin nothing – no effort – no work, suddenly has his wildest fantasies come true with 2, 3, 4 maybe even 10 of the most gorgeous, well built women in the world. They just have too – they cant HELP but be attracted, and desire to fulfill his every wish. They are ONLY human after all! How can they NOT want to please HIM/YOU!?!?!

Watching porn is the same way!

Guy sittin there, doing nothing, and a perfect 10 comes and BEGS to be with him!.

Reminds me a lot of the left wing liberal/socialists.

Just sit there, do nothing – all your wildest most desirable dreams will come true because “WE” want to fulfill them for you!

Somehow, it never seems to happen in real life for me. How about you?

Ever have anything REALLY be free?

Ever have the government REALLY help you?

Ever have a movie star knock on your door and BEG you to show her your manhood?

I am bettin the answer to all of that is, no. In fact, I bet it is HELL no!

So why do we keep listening to these idjits in Washington?

Just wanted to ask……………….